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August 27, 2007
If Jabba had survived...
This is my first time at an AA meeting. I've been sober for one day. First, I'd just like to say how moved I am that you all have agreed to hold this meeting in the gymnasium. I think we all know it would have been a little cramped in the Sunday school room. Oh, dang it, that's embarrassing. I'll pay for the chair. No, I'll just lie here on the floor. Okay, well, I've been an alcoholic for, oh, I guess about six-hundred years, give or take a decade or so. I started drinking in high school with my friends on Tatooine. I'm sorry? No, it's not outside of Sacramento. Anyway, I didn't always look this bad. As a teen I actually did a runway show in Mos Eisley. But then, a few drinks with my pals became nights alone with a bottle of something blue, just listening to old Genesis records. What? No, before Phil Collins. Well, Peter Gabriel, of course. He absolutely was. No, I'm afraid there were a number of albums before Invisible Touch.--My Name Is Jabba And I'm An Alcoholic
Posted by Andrew at August 27, 2007 09:04 AM