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January 02, 2007
A very silly article
I wouldn't even had noticed this Very Silly Article if Google hadn't pointed it out. Nonetheless...
Imagine you're the owner of a Las Vegas night club, say the Ceasars Palace's PURE nightclub. Britteny Spears falls asleep while partying. Since your entire customer base is people who want to be Britteny, you've got a problem. The whole world (at least the world who comprise your customers) is about to start thinking of your club as the sort of place where 25 year old newly single multi-millionaires can't find enough action to stay awake...
The easiest way to deflect the negative mindshare this is bound to bring is to blame the person herself. And whaddya know? Who's interests are being served here? Not those of Ms. Spears-- to the owners of the Ceasars Palace's PURE nightclub, she's just the help. Their name isn't even mentioned until the 3rd paragraph. The story isn't about how dull the nightclub is, but rather about how. Ms. Spears can't handle her lifestyle. Very clever Ceasars Palace's PURE nightclub. very clever indeed...
Posted by Andrew at January 2, 2007 09:54 AM
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