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May 23, 2005
3 lies...
Perhaps we’ve underestimated the Bush administration. They’ve been telling kids for years now that condoms don’t work, and that if you’re gonna screw, you might as well screw bareback...*
This is probably the single dumbest thing to have come out of the Bush Administration—and we can’t have elected people that dumb, can we? I do, however, detect a master plan at work under the surface...
See, when the government tries to tell kids that something is uncool, unhip, and deadly, kids run right out and do it. So perhaps the Bush Admin. is working some sort of reverse psychology, hoping against hope that this will get horny teens to wear a glove...
*actually, they’ve been saying that women who engage in premarital sex have the same reaction as a preying mantis—she gets pregnant and bites her partner’s head off...
Posted by Andrew at May 23, 2005 08:46 AM
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Please cite a source for "They’ve been telling kids for years now that condoms don’t work, and that if you’re gonna screw, you might as well screw bareback" as I doubt that they actually promote the idea that "you might as well screw bareback."
Posted by: RevChad at May 23, 2005 03:05 PM