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July 04, 2003
I just can't help myself...
To the (slightly out of) tune of Rudolf the red-nosed Reindeer
You know Jefferson
And Adams
And Lincoln
And Van Buren
You know Roosevelt
And FDR
And Not many Others.
But do you recall the most famous President of all?
George the blue-coated Washington
Had a very blue coat
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would even say: That's warm! (like Florida!)
All of the other founding fathers (fathers!)
Used to laugh and call him names (like depressing!)
They wouldn't let poor Washington
Join in any founding father games (like signing declarations!)
Then one foggy Christmas eve
The Hessians came to say:
"George with your coat-so bright
You have made us flee tonight!"
Then all the other Founding Fathers
Laughed and shouted out with glee:
"George the blue-coat Washington,
You'll go down in history" (like Franklin!)
[Fins]
I am so very, very sorry...
Posted by Andrew at July 4, 2003 02:22 PM
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